Just got home from taking my dog for a mile and a half walk to find my cat in my backyard tree mewing at me. My stupid ass dog punched a hole in the screen and my cat is curious enough to find it. Twenty-five minutes and many techniques later, my cat is finally out of the tree by enticing her with some catnip. Dropped the cat back off on the porch to go get supplies to fix the screen.
Big mistake.
Come back out to the porch 45 seconds later and my cat is in the yard looking at me; taunting me to try to catch her. So, we play a cat and mouse game for another eight minutes. Her being a little bitch the whole time not even trying to escape the backyard, just wanting to play tag with me. I get sick of her tomfoolery. The catnip comes back out. I trap her in my cold, deathly grip and lock her in my room this time. Nala is officially caught.
Go back out to the porch. Fix the screen. Let the cat back out. She still thinks she can gracefully just out of the hole in the screen. She jumps face first into the screen not once, but, five times. I wish my cat was a tad bit smarter. Ugh.
Oh, here’s a picture of the stupid idiot if you’ve never seen her before.
She’s evil. Don’t let her baby face fool you.
(Source: takemetoasgard)
